Naruto: Family Vacation - v1.0 Fixed

I don't know who Maison Williams is but they clearly spent their entire childhood memorizing every filler episode because the way Himawari's tits bounce in that first scene? Forget about it. The whole thing looks like it was drawn on a cracked tablet in a hurry but somehow that makes it dirtier, like finding a stained doujin under your cousin's bed. You're Boruto, which is already a weird choice, and suddenly every woman in Konoha wants to sit on your face. Tsunade's rack is bigger than my entire head and the physics engine, if you can call it that, just gives up completely during the titfuck scene with her and Shizune. Glorious. Then there's this whole voyeurism mechanic where you peek on Hanabi in the hot springs. The dialogue is so broken it loops back around to being perfect. "Brother, your eyes are like father's but more hungry," Sarada says before a footjob that comes out of absolutely nowhere. I laughed so hard I nearly closed the tab but then Mei Terumi shows up for some interracial group sex with Tenten and Sakura and suddenly I'm not laughing anymore. The BDSM stuff with Ino feels tacked on, like the creator forgot about it until the last minute and just slapped some rope textures on a handjob scene. But the anal with Ayame at the ramen shop? Why is that the most detailed animation in the entire game? Makes no sense. The soundtrack is just one loop of what sounds like a dying flute. It haunts me. I muted it after two minutes and put on my own playlist which honestly improved the whole experience. Shikamaru watches from the corner during one scene and his face is completely blank, no expression, just staring. I can't stop thinking about it. The sex toys section with Temari is broken, by the way, the hitboxes are all wrong and you clip through her leg. But then you get to the final scene with Hinata and suddenly everything works perfectly and it's the most tender, filthy thing I've ever seen. I don't understand this game. I've played it four times.

• parody
• himawari uzumaki
• titfuck
• ino yamanaka
• oral sex