Fappy Bat v1

Topaz got nabbed by that fat bastard Eggman and now you're a bird. A flappy bird. I'm not joking, it's literally that mechanic, tap tap tap to chase his stupid flying machine while dodging robot junk thrown at you. The whole setup is so dumb it circles back to genius, like someone watched a Sonic hentai and thought "what if I made this frustrating on purpose?" The tentacle collectibles are the real draw here. Little purple squiggly things floating in the air, and every one you grab unlocks a piece of Topaz's... predicament. You know exactly what kind of predicament. Eggman's got her tied up in his lab, those robot arms everywhere, and the gallery fills up with increasingly explicit scenes of her getting worked over by machinery. The art style is that rough Topaz look, deliberately unpolished, which somehow makes it dirtier. Like finding a stained doujin under someone's bed. Three levels only, which is either perfect or pathetic depending on how horny you are. The robot boss at the end is actually a pain in the ass, his hitbox feels wrong and you'll die six times before figuring out the pattern. But beating him unlocks the full gallery so you'll suffer through it. The controls menu exists but who reads that? You just tap and curse. The background is some generic sky, the enemies are metallic blobs, none of it matters because you're staring at those tentacles and thinking about what they represent. Eggman's laugh probably plays somewhere but I had the sound off, obviously. The whole thing runs in browser, no fuss, just open and start flapping toward degeneracy. Chamie-art's blog has more but this standalone piece of trash is honestly exactly what it needs to be.

• flappy
• eggman
• parody
• topaz
• gallery