Pumpkin Scraps

Watching the numbers go up is the entire game. There’s a pumpkin, a big dumb halloween pumpkin just sitting there, and you click it. Or tap it. Whatever. Each smash adds one to the counter. That’s it. Then at some milestone, a witch pops out. She’s a real model in cosplay, not a drawing, which I honestly forgot until she started moving. The strip tease is tied directly to how many times you’ve broken that stupid gourd. 100 smashes gets you a shoulder shimmy. 500 smashes and her hat is gone. I spent way too long on the hat. And the pole dancing. Fuck. Once she’s out of the pumpkin, she doesn’t just stand there. She’s got a whole routine on a pole that’s just... there in the void. The erotic part isn’t subtle, she’s grinding against it while staring at the camera, still wearing bits of her witch costume. The halloween theme gets messy because the more you click, the more the lingerie underneath looks like it’s made of cobwebs and bad decisions. I wanted a full nude reveal at 10,000 clicks, but the game stopped giving new strip stages at 5,000. I just kept clicking anyway, thinking maybe a secret scene would unlock. It didn’t. The counter just kept rolling past the final costume change. Spent a weird amount of time zooming in on her boots. They’re thigh-high with little bat buckles and they don’t come off until the very last stage, which is criminal. If there was a DLC that let you control the order she removes things, I’d pay for it. Let me prioritize the cape. The cape is velvet and it vanishes too early, like at 200 smashes, before you even get a good look. Also the cosplay element is strong but she never breaks character. She’s doing this sexy witch thing the whole time, no bloopers, no smirk. I wanted her to trip on the pole. Didn’t happen. The striptease is smooth, too smooth, and the real model just keeps eye contact like a professional. It’s hot but also unnerving. Like she knows I’m at 8,000 clicks and judging me.

• pole dancing
• cosplay
• halloween
• erotic
• pole