Dinner GAMES
Everything Dinner in one place. Pick from 2 games and dive straight in.
- blonde▶ INSERT COIN
Weekend with Bradleys
That moment when Brooke bends over the desk in the first five minutes. Not even joking. The game doesn't waste time with buildup, it just throws you into this mansion weekend and suddenly the secretary's skirt is riding up and you're picking dialogue options that are basically "be normal" versus "stare directly at her ass." The whole thing runs on this weird Lesson of Passion engine where choices feel like they matter until you replay and realize half the branches loop back to the same scene anyway. But whatever. The brunette secretary has this one animation where she adjusts her glasses while giving you that look, and I spent way too long trying to trigger every variation of that encounter. The boss's blonde wife Melissa is the real prize though. Dinner scene. Family dinner. And she's sitting across the table while her husband drones on about quarterly reports, and you can just... escalate things under the table. The game doesn't even try to be subtle about it. I kept picking the worst possible options just to see if the husband would catch on, and honestly the payoff is worth it even if the logic makes zero sense sometimes. The mansion layout is confusing in that specific way where you'll click the same hallway three times before finding the pool area. But the pool scene. Look, I'm not saying it's high art. The models have that plastic sheen that screams mid-2010s adult game, and the sound design is basically nonexistent except for some truly awkward moaning that I had to mute after the second encounter. Still went back to unlock every single scene with both women though. There's this one angle during the bedroom sequence with Melissa where the camera just refuses to show what you actually want to see, and I got irrationally angry about it before realizing I could rotate the view with right-click. Would've been nice to know earlier. The secretary's final scene makes up for it. Mostly.
- big ass▶ INSERT COIN
Monster Girl Gym: XXXmas Dinner 2025 v1.0
Honestly the whole gym theme is getting stale but then they drop this christmas special and somehow it works. Monster Girl Gym Holiday Edition, whatever it's actually called. You've got this wolf girl in a santa outfit that barely contains anything, and the rendering is that weird AI CG style where sometimes hands look like abstract art but the tits are always perfect. Priorities, I guess. The new year's party scene caught me off guard. There's this moment with a slime girl under the mistletoe and the physics just break completely. Her whole lower half clips through the floor during the animation but somehow it's still hot? The dialogue is pure cheese, something about "unwrapping presents" and I'm sitting there like yeah okay we've heard that one before but then the actual scene starts and forget what I was complaining about. The sandbox elements let you bounce between characters during the dinner sequence. You can train with the bunny girl in the morning, then the dragon girl shows up for the evening celebration wearing this ridiculous backless dress. Her tail keeps glitching through the fabric. It's almost endearing how unpolished everything is. Spent way too long in the character customization screen trying to make my dude not look like a default asset flip. The muscle slider goes to comical extremes, like biceps bigger than waists. During the feast minigame you're supposed to balance eating and flirting but the timing window is so tight it feels random. The catgirl keeps rejecting me and I can't tell if it's my stats or the game just doesn't like me. Whatever, the lamia's route is better anyway. That scene in the hot spring with the snow falling outside. The steam effects cover up most of the janky water physics and for a solid five minutes I forgot this was a patreon bonus episode. Then the camera panned wrong and showed the void outside the map. Still worth it for the monster girl designs alone. Some of the best furry art this side of e6, even with the AI weirdness around the eyes.