Doggy GAMES
2 Doggy games await on this page, from casual browser picks to longer stories.
- redhead▶ INSERT COIN
Orange Girls are Easy
Right off the bat, picking Starfire feels like the obvious choice, that bright orange skin and those massive tits just pull you in. The whole thing is a Teen Titans parody, but don't expect any story, it's just a menu screen and then bam, you're balls deep. You pick between her and Blackfire, the goth looking sister with the same ridiculous body type. The model for Starfire is surprisingly decent for something this unpolished, her face actually looks like the cartoon, which is more than I can say for the janky way her spine bends during the doggy animation. It's like watching a glow stick get snapped. The mechanics are bare bones, just a row of buttons to swap poses. Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, the classics. There's a button to switch the girl too, which is nice I guess, but the transitions are so abrupt it feels like changing channels on an old TV. One second you're watching Blackfire's ass bounce in your lap, the next the camera just cuts to a close up of Starfire's face getting a facial. The cumshot itself is this weird, chunky rope that appears out of nowhere, no build up, no throbbing animation, just a sudden white splatter. Spent way too long trying to line up the perfect angle for the internal view, only to realize the camera controls are fighting me the whole time, drifting slightly to the left for no reason. Why is the zoom inverted? Makes no sense. The sound design, if you can call it that, is just a single looping moan that doesn't even sync with the thrusting. It's like a broken smoke alarm that learned to say "oh yeah". The whole thing has this grimy, flash game energy that's honestly kind of perfect for a quick fap. It doesn't pretend to be anything else. The redhead and brunette tags are a bit of a stretch for the alien sisters, but who cares when you're just clicking through positions like a slideshow. The lack of any real feedback or climax system makes the whole thing feel a bit hollow, like you're just puppeteering two inflatable dolls. Still, seeing Blackfire in a tight cowgirl, her expression completely blank, has a certain trashy charm that's hard to completely hate.
- funny▶ INSERT COIN
Crash Landing Part 2
Whatever happened to the weird little games, the ones that just throw an idea at the wall and don't care if it sticks? Our hero keeps visiting some planet. That's it. The first time was just a clumsy blowjob in a field, I remember the awkward camera angle. Now you can take her from behind. The animation still has that deliberately janky, almost Flash-era vibe, like someone learned to tween yesterday and said, yeah, that's good enough. Her ass jiggles with this strange, slightly too smooth motion while the rest of her body stays stiff. It's seriously funny, actually. I found myself laughing at the way her weird alien antennae just twitch in rhythm. Doggy style on an alien babe with that blank expression on her face, it's so... unpolished. I hate it. I love it. The sound is absurd. Just these wet, slapping noises that cut off too abruptly. I wish there was more of a lead up, or maybe a weird button that just made her eyes go crossed. You know those old Newgrounds submissions that were clearly made by one deranged person over a weekend? This has that energy. The planet background is just a flat color. Like they forgot to draw anything. Which makes the whole rough sex angle even more surreal. No consequences, no dialogue, just a perpetual doggy machine on some nameless rock. I kept clicking, expecting some hidden mechanic or a third position to unlock, but nope. Just the loop. The hero's grunts start to grate after the tenth cycle. Her antennae twitch again. I'm still laughing for some reason. If a DLC added a "slap" button, I wouldn't say no. Perfection is boring. This is just... a thing that exists.