Orange Girls are Easy

Right off the bat, picking Starfire feels like the obvious choice, that bright orange skin and those massive tits just pull you in. The whole thing is a Teen Titans parody, but don't expect any story, it's just a menu screen and then bam, you're balls deep. You pick between her and Blackfire, the goth looking sister with the same ridiculous body type. The model for Starfire is surprisingly decent for something this unpolished, her face actually looks like the cartoon, which is more than I can say for the janky way her spine bends during the doggy animation. It's like watching a glow stick get snapped. The mechanics are bare bones, just a row of buttons to swap poses. Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, the classics. There's a button to switch the girl too, which is nice I guess, but the transitions are so abrupt it feels like changing channels on an old TV. One second you're watching Blackfire's ass bounce in your lap, the next the camera just cuts to a close up of Starfire's face getting a facial. The cumshot itself is this weird, chunky rope that appears out of nowhere, no build up, no throbbing animation, just a sudden white splatter. Spent way too long trying to line up the perfect angle for the internal view, only to realize the camera controls are fighting me the whole time, drifting slightly to the left for no reason. Why is the zoom inverted? Makes no sense. The sound design, if you can call it that, is just a single looping moan that doesn't even sync with the thrusting. It's like a broken smoke alarm that learned to say "oh yeah". The whole thing has this grimy, flash game energy that's honestly kind of perfect for a quick fap. It doesn't pretend to be anything else. The redhead and brunette tags are a bit of a stretch for the alien sisters, but who cares when you're just clicking through positions like a slideshow. The lack of any real feedback or climax system makes the whole thing feel a bit hollow, like you're just puppeteering two inflatable dolls. Still, seeing Blackfire in a tight cowgirl, her expression completely blank, has a certain trashy charm that's hard to completely hate.

• cumshot
• cowgirl
• doggy
• brunette
• missionary