Drunk GAMES
4 Drunk games are waiting on this page, from quick online picks to longer adventures.
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Train Fellow
The whole thing feels like a drunken dare that got out of hand. You got Danny, this guy who quit his sex shop job to chase some rock star fantasy in LA, and the first thing that happens is he ends up in a train compartment with a woman named Sydnee. Her tits are massive, the kind of cartoonish big that makes you laugh and get hard at the same time. The art is rough, like someone sketched it on a napkin after one too many shots, but that’s the point. It’s a reaction game, so you’re just clicking through prompts, trying to keep her interested while the train rattles along. I kept failing the minigames on purpose just to see what would happen. Sometimes she’d roll her eyes and go back to her phone, other times she’d lean in closer, her cleavage swallowing the screen. The humor is stupid in the best way. Danny’s dialogue options are so blunt they circle back to being charming. “Nice rack” is literally a choice. And she might laugh or slap you. The drunk tag is no joke, the whole thing wobbles like you’re both three beers deep, and the timing of the reactions gets sloppier the more you succeed. Or fail. I don’t know anymore. There’s this one moment where you finally get her top off and the train hits a bump, and the animation just... glitches. Her boobs jittered for a solid five seconds. I should’ve been annoyed but I was too busy grinning. It’s a trip, not a polished XXX adventure. You’re not here for smooth loops or voice acting. You’re here to see a hot mess unfold, to prod at a fantasy that knows it’s a fantasy. The sex scene, when you get there, is a clumsy, frantic thing. Lots of jiggling, a weirdly long close up of Danny’s face looking confused. I don’t think he ever makes it to LA. I don’t think he cares. Sydnee’s final line is something about missing her stop. Perfect.
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Dream Beer
You know what I’d ban if I had the power? Every fucking plot where the setup is just “be nice and give them drinks.” This game is exactly that. A bartender fantasy where you serve beer to a blonde elf, a succubus, and some other tavern regulars until they’re sloshed and naked. It’s deliberately unpolished, like someone sketched it on a napkin during a lunch break and said “fuck it, ship it.” The art has that rough, almost placeholder quality but honestly, the succubus’s tits still manage to look fantastic when her top finally gives up. The strategy part is weirdly specific. You gotta pick the right order of who gets the next mug, otherwise the whole chain reaction of clothes falling off stalls out. I got stuck for a minute because I kept pouring for the elf first, like some kind of gentleman, and she just sat there nursing her beer fully dressed while the succubus was already down to her underwear. The drunker they get, the more their dialogue turns into slurred nonsense, which is a nice touch. The blonde elf starts talking about her ex, I think. Hard to tell through the hiccups. I wish the tavern itself had more going on. It’s just a static background, no other patrons, no sticky floors or bad music. Feels less like a real place and more like a diorama for the stripping. But then the succubus does this little wobble when she stands up, loses her balance, and her skirt just... slides off. That moment works. It’s stupid but it works. The whole thing is basically a puzzle where the reward is watching fantasy women get wasted and make bad decisions, and I can’t say I hated it. The ending is exactly what you expect, everyone naked and barely conscious, and the game just stops. No fanfare. Like the developer also got drunk and forgot to finish.
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Rump Call Ep. 16 New Years Rave
I love how this thing just... exists. No fancy menu, no voice acting, no pretentious lore about why Jake needs to get laid on New Year's. It's basically a horny flipbook where the art looks like someone drew it on a napkin at the actual rave. And honestly? That's the whole charm. You're Jake. Your wingman Calvin is probably on something. There's a girl with a bottle and a girl on the left and you just... pick. That's it. The dialogue is pure monkey brain energy - "he he" is literally in the description and I respect the commitment. First try I went for the bottle girl because I have a type and the sequence that follows is this rapid-fire, zero-to-hero seduction that makes no sense. One second you're chatting, next second clothes evaporate like they were never rigged properly, and then you're bending her over while the screen does this weird zoom thing. The sex scene has the anatomical accuracy of a balloon animal but somehow that makes it hotter? Like when you're drunk and everything's blurry and great. My only beef - and I'm still mad - is the left girl's route. Clicked her expecting something different, maybe some tsundere energy, but the game just gives you the exact same animation loop with a slightly different hair color pasted on. Felt like ordering a deluxe pizza and getting the same cheese slice with one pepper moved. The drug mechanics are just flavor text, don't expect Disco Elysium stat checks. Though there's this one frame where Jake's eyes go full hentai protagonist mode and I screenshot it for my collection of "images that precede unfortunate events." It's broken in ways that make you laugh and horny in ways that make you question your standards. Exactly what a New Year's rave should be. Nobody remembers the details anyway.
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Drunken Intruder
Rebecca stumbles into her apartment, reeking of alcohol and barely able to keep her balance. She collapses onto the couch, pulls out her phone, and starts flicking through porn videos. Her blonde hair tumbles over her chest, breasts heaving slightly as she gets lost in the filthy scenes. Soon, sleep drags at her eyelids and she dozes off, the sounds of moaning still echoing faintly in her ears. Unbeknownst to her, a shadow slips silently through the open door - a thief has entered. This isn't about robbery or valuables; it’s about raw desire and domination. He moves closer, breathing heavy, his big cock pressing against her thigh as she lies unconscious. Suddenly, she stirs, startled by the invasion, and cries out in shock and pain as he forces himself on her. Between her gasps and the slick sounds of skin on skin, the night becomes a twisted dance of control and submission. Despite her drunken haze, her instincts flare, and she reaches for a hidden sextoy nearby, desperate for relief. This game plunges you into a dark, taboo encounter where vulnerability meets raw, unfiltered lust. Are you ready to lose control and explore every filthy inch of this forbidden fantasy?