Dwarf GAMES
2 Dwarf games are waiting on this page, from quick online picks to longer adventures.
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Snow White and Crimson Hood
Right, so the first click is Red Riding Hood in the woods and there's this dwarf, right? Not one of the seven, just some random dwarf with a massive, veiny thing that looks like a third arm. The art is... look, it's deliberately janky. Like someone drew it on a bus. But that's the whole point, I think. The faces are all slightly off, the tits are these huge, gravity-defying balloons that would break a real woman's spine, and the animations are basically two frames sliding back and forth. It's a mess. But I couldn't stop clicking the green "next" button. That's the only mechanic. Click, next image, click, next bit of terrible dialogue. Snow White shows up later, looking less like a fairytale princess and more like she's had some really questionable work done. The whole thing is this weird, hypnotic slideshow of parody filth. The dwarf from before is suddenly there with her, and the scale is all wrong, his head barely reaches her knee but his cock is the size of her forearm. It's like a fever dream you'd have after eating bad cheese. The dialogue is so stupid it circles back to being funny. "Oh grandma, what a big cock you have." It's not Shakespeare. There's a moment where the wolf, who is just a guy in a really bad fur suit, gets involved with Red Riding Hood and the whole scene just lingers on this one poorly drawn spit-bridge for what feels like an eternity. You just stare at it, click, and it's still there. It's almost avant-garde. The sound is just a looping 10-second royalty-free beat that drills into your skull. I muted it after two minutes. Honestly, the whole thing feels like a shitpost that somehow became a game. It's not good. But I played through the whole thing twice. I don't know what that says about me. The ending just... stops. No climax, no resolution, just a blank screen. Perfect, really.
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The Bedroll Chronicles v1.0
The elf chick's tits bounce with this weird physics that's almost too much, like someone turned the jiggle slider to max and forgot to add weight. The Bedroll Chronicles doesn't give a shit about subtlety. You pick your elf, some slender thing with ears long enough to be weapons, and immediately the world throws monster cock at you. Orcs with green, veined slabs of meat, dwarves that are all girth no height, and these draenei with glowing eyes and tentacle shit going on. The first time a minotaur splits her in half I actually laughed. Not because it's funny but because the scale is so absurd you have to respect it. The writing is what gets me though. Between the rough sex scenes there's this weirdly competent fantasy plot about power and desire. Your elf can dominate or be dominated, and the game tracks it with some invisible meter that changes dialogue. I spent way too long on one scene with an orc chieftain where she's bent over a war table, maps and daggers scattering while he grunts about clan politics. The text describes her insides rearranging in detail that's both clinical and filthy. After that there's a dwarf blacksmith who wants to "polish her gem" and I swear the euphemisms get worse the longer you play. But then a demon shows up and the whole tone shifts to this hellish gangbang that's honestly the best animated sequence in the whole thing. The way her stomach distends. Yeah. Top 3 Moments You'll Want to Screenshot: 1) That first draenei encounter where the tail does something unexpected. 2) The elf queen scene that's basically the throne room orgy from Game of Thrones but with more glowing runes. 3) When you realize the goblin merchant isn't just comic relief. The art style is that specific hentai look where everything's wet even when it shouldn't be. I wish the sound design existed. It doesn't. You get this dead silence that makes the whole thing feel like you're watching something you shouldn't. Which I guess is the point. The pacing is like a pot of water that never boils, just stays at that frustrating simmer where bubbles form but never break. I keep clicking.