Goku GAMES
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Chichi hentai sex
The pleasure meter in this thing is a goddamn lie. I'm watching Chichi's face, that specific Toriyama style where the eyes go half lidded and the blush lines are thick, and the bar is barely at 40% but she's already making sounds like she's ascending. Goku's just there, that same stupid hair, same vacant expression he has when he's about to eat a whole dinosaur, but now he's slowly working himself into his wife while she whispers about getting pregnant before he dies again. The whole setup feels like someone took a cel from the Cell saga and smeared vaseline on it. The controls are... I don't know, you click and drag maybe? There's this rhythm thing happening where you have to match her breathing or something, and if you mess up the meter drops and Goku looks confused. Not in a funny way. In that way where you remember this is the man who thought marriage was a food. The creampie scene when you finally get there, after fighting with the janky pleasure mechanics for what feels like forever, is surprisingly detailed. Like someone spent way too long animating the exact moment, the little twitch, the way Chichi's stomach tenses. Then it just loops. No transformation, no super saiyan glow during the act, which feels like a missed opportunity. Imagine the hair flickering gold mid thrust. Missed. I got softlocked somehow. The meter maxed out but the animation froze on this awkward mid frame where Goku's face is clipping through her shoulder and Chichi's expression is stuck between ecstasy and mild concern. Had to refresh the whole page. The whole thing runs in browser, obviously, and it chugs along like it's being rendered on a potato. The sound design is just... wet slapping noises that don't sync up and a loop of Chichi saying something in Japanese that I think translates to "more" but honestly sounds like she's ordering noodles.
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Goku drills Tsunade
In this flick game that you sate crazy dandy Goku and additionally bitch with big breasts Tsunade. What happens when they want the mad and kinky orgy that each of these enjoys? There will be a shame. A twisted and wild orgy orgy. A depraved and barbaric romp as those two need to fuck lengthy and gruelling. Goku shot his massive man meat his pants off and then threw it exhaustingly, chasing Tsunade's full tight and tight moist female genitalia. So he started to gratingly and exhaustingly fuck this self-confident attractiveness, causation her to a bothering made sensual climax. Tsunade screams in a really laborious fuss she enjoys. She wants Goku into fuck and fuck her roughly for an extended period and gruelling just as lengthy as possible. Later, Tsunade accomplishes a vaginal coming and unloads. Let us start the game and see what happens next.
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Chichi and Goku super lovemaking
The whole premise is basically a shitpost given form, right? Like someone looked at Gohan going Super Saiyan at age, what, nine? and thought, yeah, the only logical explanation is that Goku’s Super Saiyan jizz is some kind of potent mutagenic serum. Forget Zenkai boosts, forget latent hybrid potential, it's all about the irradiated Saiyan baby batter. The animation here is rough, deliberately so, with that sort of janky Flash-era tweening that makes Chichi's back arch in a way that suggests her spine is made of rubber bands. Her expression is locked in this permanent grimace, biting her lip so hard you'd think she's trying to chew through steel. It's not sexy pain, it's just... pain. The whole thing feels like a Newgrounds submission from 2005 that somehow gained sentience. And yet. There's a toggle for the classic Bruce Faulconer-esque rock soundtrack. You click it on and suddenly this absurd, anatomically questionable pounding gets this layer of epic, screaming guitar. It's the most ridiculous thing, hearing that intense music while Goku just jackhammers away with a completely blank stare, his hair still perfectly spiked. The sound design is basically just a wet slapping noise on loop, fighting for dominance with the music. I spent an unreasonable amount of time just flicking the music on and off, watching the scene shift from a bad hentai clip to a bad hentai clip that thinks it's the climax of a world-saving battle. The disconnect is so profound it circles back around to being genuinely funny. There's no game here, really. It's a single looping animation with a music button. The "lore" in the description is more entertaining than the visual, a straight-faced justification for why these kids are so strong that hinges entirely on the power of Super Saiyan semen. Chichi's just there, a vessel for this overpowered genetic material, her huge, poorly rigged tits flopping with each thrust. It's stupid. It's so, so stupid. I think I love it? The whole thing feels like a joke you're not sure you're in on, but you're laughing anyway because the execution is just so earnest in its jankiness. It doesn't try to be good, it just is what it is, a weird little slice of fan-made nonsense that understands the only way to handle a concept this dumb is to play the epic music completely straight while everything else falls apart.