Mutant GAMES
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What What in the Robot
Gotta love when a parody just leans into the absurd. Rock guys. Literal rock guys. The kind that probably have pebbles for... well, you get it. Jenny Wakeman's design here is that specific early 2000s cartoon style but with the dial turned, her android body getting passed around by these geological disasters. The whole setup feels like someone lost a bet in a discord server and then actually made the game. No complaints. Animation's got that janky charm where limbs don't quite bend right but somehow it works. The oral scene with two of them at once, her eyes doing that glitchy cross-eyed thing, is honestly more entertaining than half the polished stuff on itch.io. There's a moment where one rock mutant grabs her antenna and the whole frame stutters. Chef's kiss. Wish the cumshot effects had more weight though, looks like someone spilled a melted milkshake. Never gonna get patched, I can tell. Sound design is what you'd expect, meaning it exists. The threesome sequence has this looping grunt that sounds exactly like my neighbor's broken AC unit. Spent a solid minute thinking something was wrong with my window before I paused. The mutant tag is doing heavy lifting here, these guys are just big grey blobs with angry faces. One of them has what might be moss growing on his shoulder? Nobody asked for worldbuilding but here we are. The android angle means they can basically do whatever to Jenny and it's fine, which is the whole joke. At one point she's bent backwards at an angle that would hospitalize a human and just keeps going. My Life as a Teenage Robot fans are either furious or celebrating. Probably both. The whole thing runs in browser so you can just alt-tab when you hear footsteps, not that I'd know anything about that.
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The Mating Season by Akabur - v1.03
ok so you know that feeling when you open a game and the loading screen is just a sketch and you think oh no. but then it loads and it's akabur. that specific akabur art style where april o'neil's tits are somehow both ridiculous and exactly what you wanted. the mating season. i spent way too long on the first chapter just clicking through dialogue because the way her mouth moves when she talks. something about it. like asmr but visual. the little lip smacks. the turtles are there too obviously. all four of them. and splinter. which. look i'm not here to judge anyone's mutant rat kink but that chapter exists and it's a lot. the gangbang scenes are what you'd expect from akabur by now. the sound design is weirdly good for something that looks like it was drawn on a napkin. there's this wet noise that plays during certain animations and i had to check if someone was doing dishes in the other room. nope. just april getting railed by three turtles at once. the game calls it "mating season" which is honestly the most polite way to describe what happens. chapter two has this moment where the pacing completely falls apart. you're clicking and clicking and then suddenly it's over and you're like wait what happened to the buildup. but then chapter three starts and you forget because the art got slightly better. or maybe i just got used to it. i played this on my phone browser while waiting for my laundry at the laundromat. do not do that. the moaning starts immediately. no volume warning. some teenager gave me a look. anyway the game's free which is wild considering how much content is here. the writing is. well it's akabur writing. if you've played witch trainer you know exactly what you're getting. april's dialogue is 90% gasps and 10% "oh god" and honestly that's the whole experience. there's a scene with a pizza box that i can't stop thinking about. not in a good way. but also not in a bad way. it's just there now. living in my brain. the splinter chapter made me close the tab and stare at my wall for a minute. then i opened it again because i'm not a coward. the animation loops are short. like really short. you'll see the same three frames of thrusting for five minutes straight. but the sound. the sound keeps it interesting. there's this one squelch effect they use over and over and it's burned into my memory. i heard it in my dream last night. not joking.
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Project Evolution: First Class v0.01
Can you prove your worth among the Elite X-Men Harem Squad? This isn't just a game - it's a test of your cunning and charm. Within this provocative adventure, you'll encounter iconic mutants like Storm, Rogue, and Jean Grey. Each character brings unique powers and irresistible allure to captivate your attention. The world around you is a sandbox of possibilities, where every choice leads to thrilling encounters and risqué moments. As you progress, the line between heroism and temptation blurs. Tease and be teased by alluring characters, from fiery redheads to mysterious monster girls. Each conquest is more than just a victory; it’s a step closer to dominating the harem with your superhuman gifts. Will you harness your mutant abilities to become the ultimate lover and leader? Every choice shapes your path, and every victory brings new pleasures and challenges.