What What in the Robot

Gotta love when a parody just leans into the absurd. Rock guys. Literal rock guys. The kind that probably have pebbles for... well, you get it. Jenny Wakeman's design here is that specific early 2000s cartoon style but with the dial turned, her android body getting passed around by these geological disasters. The whole setup feels like someone lost a bet in a discord server and then actually made the game. No complaints. Animation's got that janky charm where limbs don't quite bend right but somehow it works. The oral scene with two of them at once, her eyes doing that glitchy cross-eyed thing, is honestly more entertaining than half the polished stuff on itch.io. There's a moment where one rock mutant grabs her antenna and the whole frame stutters. Chef's kiss. Wish the cumshot effects had more weight though, looks like someone spilled a melted milkshake. Never gonna get patched, I can tell. Sound design is what you'd expect, meaning it exists. The threesome sequence has this looping grunt that sounds exactly like my neighbor's broken AC unit. Spent a solid minute thinking something was wrong with my window before I paused. The mutant tag is doing heavy lifting here, these guys are just big grey blobs with angry faces. One of them has what might be moss growing on his shoulder? Nobody asked for worldbuilding but here we are. The android angle means they can basically do whatever to Jenny and it's fine, which is the whole joke. At one point she's bent backwards at an angle that would hospitalize a human and just keeps going. My Life as a Teenage Robot fans are either furious or celebrating. Probably both. The whole thing runs in browser so you can just alt-tab when you hear footsteps, not that I'd know anything about that.

• android
• threesome
• mutant
• My Life as a Teenager Robot
• Jenny Wakeman