Peter Griffin GAMES
Explore 2 Peter Griffin games playable online, with fresh additions added regularly.
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Lois and Donna in Distress
Lois and Donna were likely to get some ultra-kinky housewives just time but their make-out prelude has took an excessive amount of time or just Peter has arrived home sooner than normal but they're about to get busted right during their girl-on-girl games! Fortunately enough Lois has secured the front door in order that they still have the opportunity to complete what they began and might be even to conceal any traces of the cheating... if just to get some unthinkable reason that the guy called Quagmire won't need duplicate key to their own palace! And as you have probably guessed he's that crucial along with what was supposedto be a supporting the intruder is currently going to become the best day at Quagmire's entire life! The remainder component of this stroy in addition to the most interesting seconds you need to see on your own!
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Lois Griffin: Hookup Sim
Fucking hell, this thing. It's like someone took a Family Guy clip, ran it through a blender with a bunch of hardcore porn gifs, and then just... left it. The whole point is Peter Griffin. Just Peter. His big dumb polygon body is there, and you're basically a floating camera with a menu. You click, he does stuff. Lois is there too, but she's mostly just a pair of tits and a mouth that's permanently stuck in that weird Marge Simpson mumble. The blowjob scene is the first thing I clicked, obviously. His dick is this featureless cylinder, no joke, like a pink glue stick, and Lois just bobs on it with zero facial expression. It's so janky it loops back around to being hypnotic. I sat there for a solid minute just watching the animation glitch out when you try to switch positions mid-action. The titfuck is even more absurd, her chest doesn't even deform, his glue stick just clips right through her shirt. I think the developer, that self-described perverted fuckwit, actually left a debug message in one corner. Or maybe that's a feature. Can't tell. Sounds are ripped straight from the show, so you'll hear Peter's stupid laugh randomly during a cowgirl scene, which is so jarring I choked on my drink. The cumshot is just a white splash texture that appears and then vanishes, no physics, no nothing. It's the laziest thing I've ever seen and I couldn't stop laughing. The whole thing runs in a browser, feels like a Newgrounds submission from 2005 that somehow got lost and found its way here. Don't expect a game, there's no win state, just a digital dildo you can drag around. I hate that I'm still thinking about it.