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- blonde▶ INSERT COIN
Dark-hued eye for the homo man
The whole thing is a mess of cum and bad decisions and I’m here for it. Charlie, this poor straight dude, gets dragged into a “Terrific Trio” with Bruce Long and Bob Upindown, and the mission is basically to gay him up. The art is deliberately jank, like someone drew it on a napkin while laughing, and that’s the point. There’s this one scene where Charlie’s getting a blowjob and his eyes go all wonky, one pupil bigger than the other, and I couldn’t stop giggling. The bukake bits are just absurd, ropes of it flying everywhere like a broken fire hydrant, and the sound effects are these wet plaps that feel stolen from a bad cartoon. The domination stuff is where it gets weirdly specific. Bruce has this move where he just sort of looms, and the text box says something like “feel the gay wash over you” and Charlie’s expression shifts from confused to... well, still confused but now with drool. I wish there was more anal, honestly. There’s a tease of it, a single frame where Bob’s positioning and you think finally, but then it cuts to a joke about Liza Minnelli records. I don’t know who Liza Minnelli is. The humor is so niche it wraps back around to being funny, like an inside joke you’re not in on but you laugh anyway because the delivery is so deadpan. I got stuck on a loop once where the same blowjob scene repeated three times and I thought my browser broke, but no, it’s just the game being itself. The blonde character, who I think is just a background extra, has this one expression that’s just a straight line for a mouth and I screenshotted it for no reason. There’s a gay tag but also a straight tag and the game can’t decide what it wants, which is probably the whole meta joke. I’d kill for a DLC that’s just an hour of Charlie trying to escape and the other two chasing him around a couch. The holio tag is there but I never found it, maybe it’s hidden, maybe I’m blind. Whatever, it’s a stupid good time.
- tsunade▶ INSERT COIN
Naruto: Kunoichi Trainer - v0.27.1
You also obtained tired that Sakura, Hinata and others of Naruto's girlfriend are constantly so right, proper and pollite? Well, in this video game you can finally change that! Become their brand-new sensei and educate these sluts what they actually require to know in this harsh and also ruthless globe where men are thinking just with their fists or their cocks... And be certain to give them sufficient exercising!
- big tits▶ INSERT COIN
Pink Prescriptions v0.5
So I'm looking at the download numbers for this niche and it's wild, the "down on his luck guy gets a weird job and fucks his way through it" tag cluster is up 18% quarter over quarter. Pink Prescriptions is exactly that, a 3DCG visual novel where you're a tech guy who lands in a hospital after some bad luck and suddenly every nurse has tits like beach balls and a moral compass that dissolves on contact. The renders are that specific style where the skin looks a little too glossy, like everyone just got oiled up for a photoshoot, but honestly it works for what it is. The thing that got me was the panty drawer scene. You're fixing a computer in the staff lounge and you can just... snoop. The game doesn't make a big deal about it, no dramatic music sting, just a cursor change and suddenly you're rifling through some nurse's unmentionables. The voyeurism mechanics are baked in so casually, like the dev just assumed you'd want to be a creep. Which, fair. I spent way too long on that one drawer, the fabric textures are surprisingly detailed for something that's basically a fetish delivery system. Then there's a spanking scene with a senior nurse that comes out of nowhere, the sound design is just these wet slaps that loop a little too perfectly, and I laughed but also didn't click away, you know? The handjob animations are stiff though, the hands move like they're trying to solve a rubik's cube. The male protagonist is a blank slate, zero personality, which I guess is the point but it makes the exhibitionism scenes feel weirdly disconnected. Like, there's a moment where you end up naked in a supply closet with a nurse and a patient walks by and the game treats it like a close call but your character's face is just this dead eyed stare the whole time. Multiple endings promised, I got the one where the head nurse basically makes you her pet and it involved a comically large dildo that clipped through the bed. I wish the lesbian content was more than just a two second scene that felt tacked on, but the oral sex animations with the night shift nurse were genuinely hot, lots of spit and that thing where she looks up at you. The big cocks tag isn't lying, by the way, it's almost absurdist. Almost.