Dark-hued eye for the homo man

The whole thing is a mess of cum and bad decisions and I’m here for it. Charlie, this poor straight dude, gets dragged into a “Terrific Trio” with Bruce Long and Bob Upindown, and the mission is basically to gay him up. The art is deliberately jank, like someone drew it on a napkin while laughing, and that’s the point. There’s this one scene where Charlie’s getting a blowjob and his eyes go all wonky, one pupil bigger than the other, and I couldn’t stop giggling. The bukake bits are just absurd, ropes of it flying everywhere like a broken fire hydrant, and the sound effects are these wet plaps that feel stolen from a bad cartoon. The domination stuff is where it gets weirdly specific. Bruce has this move where he just sort of looms, and the text box says something like “feel the gay wash over you” and Charlie’s expression shifts from confused to... well, still confused but now with drool. I wish there was more anal, honestly. There’s a tease of it, a single frame where Bob’s positioning and you think finally, but then it cuts to a joke about Liza Minnelli records. I don’t know who Liza Minnelli is. The humor is so niche it wraps back around to being funny, like an inside joke you’re not in on but you laugh anyway because the delivery is so deadpan. I got stuck on a loop once where the same blowjob scene repeated three times and I thought my browser broke, but no, it’s just the game being itself. The blonde character, who I think is just a background extra, has this one expression that’s just a straight line for a mouth and I screenshotted it for no reason. There’s a gay tag but also a straight tag and the game can’t decide what it wants, which is probably the whole meta joke. I’d kill for a DLC that’s just an hour of Charlie trying to escape and the other two chasing him around a couch. The holio tag is there but I never found it, maybe it’s hidden, maybe I’m blind. Whatever, it’s a stupid good time.

• blowjob
• holio
• straight
• funny
• comedy