JackPool-9

The whole thing runs on a weird mix of pool physics that feel like they were coded by someone who's only ever seen a pool table in a dream and these two girls in plaid skirts who won't stop going at each other. The balls don't always go where you aim, especially when one of them pulls out a dildo and the screen gets busy. I swear the AI opponent cheats but honestly I wasn't paying enough attention to prove it. You win a round, they lose a piece of clothing. That's the deal. First it's just heavy kissing and some over the clothes groping, then the skirts come off, then the tops. By the time you're halfway through the match you're trying to line up a corner shot while someone's got her face buried between the other's legs right in your line of sight. The real model tag isn't lying, these are actual women, and the video quality has that compressed late 90s CD-ROM vibe that somehow makes it hotter. Like finding a dusty VHS tape you weren't supposed to see. The billiard mechanic is jank. Sometimes the cue ball just stops dead like it hit an invisible wall. The computer player will scratch on purpose I think, just to keep the game going longer. But who's really here for the pool. The striptease progression is the whole point and it delivers exactly what it promises. No plot, no dialogue, just two lesbians getting increasingly explicit while you pretend to care about the 8 ball. I wish the video loops were longer before they repeat, the same moan on the third loop pulls you out of it a bit. Still. For what it is, it knows what it is.

• lesbian
• billiard
• real model
• striptease
• dildo