Non Stop Billiard

The billiard table physics are actually kind of broken and I respect that. White balls drift around like they got a mind of their own, and when you smack the cue ball into one it turns yellow for a few seconds. Only yellow balls go in pockets. That's the whole gimmick. You'd think it gets boring but then you lose a round and the girl on the table keeps her top on and you realize oh, this is one of those games where losing means less nakedness. The models are real women photographed for this, which gives it this weird early 2000s softcore energy. Like someone digitized a Playboy DVD menu and glued a pool minigame on top. The striptease progression is simple: win enough rounds, she takes something off. Lose, she puts something back on or you drop a level. There's two girls total and the end goal is both of them fully nude and going at it. The lesbian scenes are explicit but shot with that slightly awkward camera angle where you can tell the photographer was trying not to get his reflection in a mirror somewhere. Top 3 moments you'll want to screenshot: first time the second girl shows up and you realize you have to start the strip process all over again, the exact frame where a yellow ball slows down and turns white right before the pocket so it bounces off the rim, and that one victory animation where the girl's expression says she's not sure if she's supposed to look aroused or confused. The aiming feels like trying to thread a needle while someone gently shakes your chair. Sometimes the cue ball clips a white ball at a weird angle and suddenly three balls are yellow and you're winning by accident. Other times you line up a perfect shot and the physics just says nah. I wish there was a way to skip the billiard part entirely and just unlock the gallery, but that's not happening. The sound design is basically two stock effects and a loop of what might be a saxophone or a dying cat. I left it on for five minutes then muted the tab. Still went back for the second girl though.

• billiard
• strip
• real model
• lesbian
• striptease