The Grand Butt-Sex Hotel v1.0

The check-in desk at Grand Butt-Sex Hotel has this futa concierge who doesn't even pretend to care about your luggage. She's already got a strap-on buzzing under her uniform skirt before you finish signing the guest book. I was playing this on my phone during a boring Zoom call, the kind where you're muted and camera off, and suddenly there's this scene where a guest gets bent over the lobby counter while another futa in a bellhop cap just watches and critiques his form. The writing by MarcieMallard has this weirdly specific humor that catches you off guard, like the way the hotel's "continental breakfast" is just a euphemism for something involving a spreader bar and room service. The animations by YaBoiBlackout are rough in a way that works. Not polished, not smooth, but there's this one scene with a rich futa in the penthouse suite who pulls out a drawer full of sex toys and the way her tits bounce when she laughs at the male protagonist's nervous face. It's got that mobile game jank where sometimes the loop doesn't quite match the sound effect, but honestly that makes it funnier. The soundtrack thing where each character has their own theme is a nice touch until you realize the dominant futa's theme is basically porn bass with a hint of elevator music. I kept expecting the hotel manager to show up and honestly I'm still waiting for that update. The anal scenes are what you'd expect from something called Grand Butt-Sex Hotel. No surprises there. What did surprise me was the interracial couple in room 304 who have this whole dynamic where she's training him to be a better pet and the dialogue is actually clever. The trap character who works room service has this bit where they deliver champagne and then just. Well. The female domination stuff isn't subtle but it's not trying to be. I wish the mobile version didn't have that weird thing where the text box covers the animation during the oral scenes. Twenty-two thousand words is a lot for a game about butt stuff in a hotel, but somehow it doesn't feel like enough when you're waiting for the next monthly update and the concierge just keeps smirking at you from the title screen.

• animated
• hotel
• interracial
• trap
• anal sex