Balls on Pussy

Pool is just one of those weirdly specific kinks you stumble onto at 2am, right? There's this blonde, real model type, leaning over the felt, and the whole premise is you're lining up your balls with her... well, her pocket. The game is called something like 8 Ball Strip, I think, and it's basically a striptease tied to a billiard game. You sink a shot, she loses a piece of clothing. Simple math for a simple mind. The graphics are deliberately unpolished, almost like someone's first Unity project they abandoned halfway through, but somehow that makes the whole thing funnier. Her idle animation is this slight sway that I spent way too long staring at because the aiming line for the cue ball is busted. Seriously, half the time it points in a direction that defies physics, so I'm just banking shots off three cushions hoping for a miracle. The erotic part is... there. When she strips, it's a bit like a GIF from 2006, but the look on her face says she knows exactly what she's doing and hates you a little for it. That's the good stuff. I think her name is something generic like Candy. Or Mandy. Whatever. Anyway I lost three games in a row because the eight ball kept scratching on the break. I uninstalled, then reinstalled it just to see the final scene. Don't judge me. The whole thing is janky, the sound of the balls clicking is a stock effect that cuts off early, and I'm pretty sure the table texture is stretched. Yet here we are. The community mods are nonexistent but some madman on a forum posted a way to skip straight to the end. Doing the lord's work.

• billiard
• erotic
• blonde
• real model
• strip