Non Stop Billiard 2

I swear the physics in this thing are held together with tape and bad intentions. The cue ball slides around like it's on ice, and half the time a yellow ball just clips the pocket edge and spins out for no reason. I lost three rounds in a row because the collision detection decided to take a smoke break. The whole gimmick is you hit white balls to turn them yellow, then only yellow balls count for points. Opponent AI is either brain dead or suddenly becomes a geometry savant, no middle ground. The strip show reward is what we're all here for though, let's be real. Two models, blonde and brunette, doing this awkward lesbian tease between rounds. The animations are stiff, like someone animated them using a slideshow from 2003. But the models themselves are actual real women, not some uncanny valley renders, so there's that raw appeal. Their clothes come off piece by piece if you keep winning. Lose and you go backwards, which is infuriating when the game cheats you with that pocket rejection nonsense I mentioned. I was one bra away from the full scene and then bam, three losses because a yellow ball phased through the table edge. I alt-tabbed to check my email and almost didn't come back. The billiard table looks like a default asset flip, the sound is just clicks and a generic crowd murmur that loops badly. You can hear the exact splice point every twelve seconds. Drives me nuts. But I kept playing anyway because the striptease progression hooks you. It's not sophisticated, it's barely functional, but the models are hot and the concept works if you have patience for jank. My boss walked by and I minimized that window so fast I think I pulled a muscle.

• erotic
• blonde
• real model
• billiard
• brunette