AceBreaker

Stripping at a cafe table in broad daylight. Not inside, not some back room. Outside. The lighting on this model is all wrong and that's exactly what makes it work. Some Unity asset flip vibes but the photographer knew what they were doing with a real blonde waitress who's probably done this before. You can see where they tried to fake ambient occlusion and just gave up. The poker game itself is broken. AceBreaker mechanic means you're collecting cards but the AI opponent has tells that make no sense. She'll fold on a pair of twos then go all in on nothing. Actually won three hands in a row by accident while staring at her tits. That's not a brag, the game's just that easy. The strip sequences trigger between rounds and there's this weird pause where the animation doesn't quite catch up, like the engine's deciding whether to load the next state. Her uniform comes off piece by piece. Apron first, then the shirt. The skirt has physics that shouldn't exist in this engine version. Someone spent way too long on cloth simulation and not enough on the card shuffling animation which just snaps cards into place. Wish there was a gallery mode or something because replaying the whole poker sequence to see the later stages gets tedious. The public setting could have been pushed further. People walk by in the background but they're basically cardboard cutouts. Nobody reacts. Missed opportunity for some exhibitionist tension. The waitress herself has exactly three facial expressions and cycles through them like a broken slot machine. But when the final pieces come off and she's just standing there next to a coffee cup, the whole janky mess somehow transcends into something memorable. Not polished, never will be, don't care.

• outside
• poker
• strip
• cards
• card game