The incredible bulk

Boss walked by my desk twice already but tabbed over fast enough. Charlie in this one, right from the old comics site, gets herself caught up with some labcoat guy who thinks he's smarter than Banner. Next thing you know there's a full on gamma emergency and she's grown bigger than the cubicle walls around me. The art feels like a faded printout you'd find stuffed in a locker, deliberately sketchy, color bleeding outside the lines, like a rushed lunchbreak doodle but that's the charm I think. The handjob scene with her still looking mostly human but already tinged green, fingers wrapping around something that's clearly not average anymore, that was when I almost forgot to alt-tab. The national guard shows up and it all goes out of hand. Literally. Her hand. Bigger than a jeep. The sequence where she's got a soldier pinned and she's working him with this confused expression like she doesn't know her own strength, cumshot launching into the comic panel border, that's the kind of messy I'm here for. Parody stuff usually tries too hard but this one knows it's a scribble on a napkin and runs with it. The blonde hair staying perfectly styled even as everything else goes monstrous is a nice touch. My stupid office chair squeaked at a bad moment when the hulk forms fully and the proportions get ridiculous, the kind of anatomy that makes no sense but in a browser game who cares. There's like three panels of buildup that drag a bit, I found myself clicking faster, impatient. But the payoff hits exactly where it should. Someone in the comments on the site said the scientist character looks like a generic background NPC and yeah, he really does, but I wasn't exactly focused on his face.

• Hulk
• blonde
• handjob
• parody
• cumshot