An XXXmas Tale

Colonel Cockin. What a name. I was already laughing before the first pull, and that's rare for these parody games. Usually the humor is like, someone thought of one joke and then forgot to write the rest. This one though, it's got that messy energy where you can tell the creator was giggling while making it. Charlie, the blonde with the absolutely ridiculous chest, is trying to stop some military nut from ruining Christmas. The setup is so stupid it wraps back around to being genius. The gacha system is a slot machine for lewd scenes and I dropped way too much currency trying to get the uniform variant. You know how it is. You tell yourself one more ten pull and suddenly you're calculating if you can skip lunch. The

• parody
• charlie
• uniform
• humor
• parod