Clara and the Magic Ring v1.0.5b

I booted this up expecting a janky parody and honestly it kinda is but also way more. Clara is basically discount Lara and she's hunting some magic ring, whatever. The puzzle bits are stupid easy, like a toddler could do them, but that's fine because I'm not here for brain teasers. The turn based combat though? Actually has some teeth if you don't pay attention. Got my ass handed to me by a possessed statue because I was too busy staring at Clara's physics. Her tits have their own gravitational field, I swear. The routes are where it gets wild. You can end up in another world entirely and that's when the paranormal shit kicks in. Ghosts, monsters, all of them apparently very horny. There's a scene where Clara gets double penetrated by some shadow tentacle thing and I just sat there like... okay, this is happening now. The groping isn't just a cutscene either, you can trigger it during fights if you lose a turn. That's a choice. One thing that bugged me, the urination scene is locked behind a specific dialogue option that I missed and had to replay like twenty minutes to get. Not that I was desperate for it. Whatever. The futa content caught me off guard because I didn't read the tags. Clara grows a dick in one ending and fucks a priestess with it. The animation is rough, like Source Filmmaker from 2014 rough, but the sound design does a lot of heavy lifting. Lots of wet slapping. The lesbian route is tamer but still explicit, lots of oral and a footjob scene that felt out of nowhere. Multiple endings mean you'll replay it, but the skip button is your best friend. The anal scenes are frequent enough that I stopped noticing after a while. That's not a complaint. Clara's big ass is rendered with more care than the entire puzzle system. Priorities, I guess. There's a male domination path where she gets collared and used by a cult leader. The BDSM stuff is light, mostly ropes and a gag, no real edge. The group sex scene with the cultists is chaotic in a good way, bodies clipping through each other like a Bethesda game. Honestly the combat is more fun than it has any right to be and the voyeurism mechanic where you watch other characters fuck through a keyhole is a nice touch. I forgot what I was doing halfway through and just wandered into a monster orgy. Ten out of ten, no notes. The ring quest is just an excuse to get railed by everything with a pulse and some things without one.

• urination
• lesbian
• big ass
• fantasy
• oral sex