City Hunters - Haunt Files 2

I clicked through a dialogue box about some nebula sector and suddenly my character was bent over a console getting railed by a seven foot tall lizardman with a cock the size of my forearm. No buildup. No romance. Just "here's the navigation deck, here's a reptilian crew member, and here's his massive scaly dick stretching her pussy to its absolute limit." I actually laughed out loud. Then I kept clicking. The whole thing runs on this weird rhythm where you wander around a spaceship that looks like someone drew it in MS Paint during a lunch break. You click on doors. Sometimes you get a paragraph about oxygen levels or cargo manifests. Sometimes you click on a door and there's a woman with tits bigger than her head getting double penetrated by two aliens while she reads a datapad. The contrast is jarring in the best way. One minute I'm reading about "plasma conduit maintenance schedules" and the next I'm watching a scene where some blue skinned creature with four arms is doing things that would get you banned from most Discord servers. The text is... look, it's not Shakespeare. There's typos everywhere. "Recieve" instead of "receive" shows up like five times. But honestly? It adds to the charm. Feels like someone was so horny making this they couldn't slow down to spellcheck. I respect that energy. My favorite part was this one scene where you find a character in the engine room and she's just... already going at it with some tentacle thing. No quest marker led me there. I just opened the wrong door and boom, there she was, moaning about how "the captain never visits this section." I don't even know who the captain is. I think I'm supposed to be the captain? The game never really clarifies and I stopped caring around the third sex scene. The navigation is clunky as hell. Sometimes you click a hallway and nothing happens. Sometimes you click the same spot twice and suddenly you're in a completely different room with a new sex scene playing. I got lost for like ten minutes trying to find the bridge again and accidentally triggered three different encounters. Not complaining though. One of them involved a zero gravity blowjob that was genuinely creative. It's a mess. A horny, unpolished, typo ridden mess. And I'm probably gonna play more of it tonight.

• adventure
• big tits
• sci-fi
• creature
• space