Batman Strikes Again

Wish there was a way to skip straight to the good part, you know? The buttons are just sitting there in the corner, these tiny little things you have to keep clicking. Position one, position two, position three. Harley's expression barely changes between them. That's the thing that gets me, actually. Her face stays almost exactly the same while Batman's doing his thing, and I kept thinking about how the real Harley would never be that quiet. She'd be running her mouth the whole time, making jokes, probably insulting his technique. This version just... takes it. The whole setup is basically watching a bar fill up. You click different positions and this pleasure meter climbs toward 100 percent. Batman's got this absolutely ridiculous anatomy going on, like someone who's only seen drawings of what they think bodies look like. When he finally reaches the end and does the facial scene, the animation is so stiff it loops weirdly. I don't know what I expected from something called Batman fucking Batwoman, but the cumshot physics are... well, there aren't any physics. It just appears. Like magic. Abracadabra and now there's stuff on her face. Oral and anal options are there too but honestly they all feel kind of samey after the first few clicks. The replayability is basically zero unless you really, really need to see the exact same sequence again. Which, I mean, maybe someone does. The taboo angle of seeing these characters in this context is doing all the heavy lifting here, because the actual game part is just pressing buttons until the meter says you're done. If they'd added some sound or even just made Harley react differently to different positions, maybe I'd have clicked through twice. But they didn't, and they won't, so here we are.

• oral
• facial
• anal
• harley quinn
• cumshot