Inspector J Episode 7

I keep thinking about the ass on the blonde in chapter two. Not because it's spectacular, though it is, but because the camera lingers there for like ten seconds while she's supposedly looking for a file. Inspector J just stands behind her like a creep and the game doesn't even pretend otherwise. That's the whole vibe. You're this detective guy, Inspector J, and you're solving a case that involves talking to women who all seem to have misplaced their pants. The videoquest format means you're basically watching clips and clicking choices. I clicked the wrong thing once and had to rewatch a whole scene with the brunette at the desk. She's got that bored secretary energy but then she bends over and suddenly the case doesn't matter anymore. The story is thin, something about a clue and needing more information, but honestly I forgot what I was investigating by the third interaction. The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here because these are actual people, not renders. There's a weird uncanny moment where the actress looks directly at the camera and I felt caught. The Inspector Gadget reference in the tags is funny because there's no gadgetry at all. Unless you count the detective's ability to stand perfectly still while women parade around him. I wish there was more actual detective work. Like, let me examine evidence or interrogate someone without it immediately turning into softcore. But that's not what this is. The localization is rough in spots. Some dialogue reads like it was translated by someone who knows English but has never heard a real conversation. "You got a new clue so you hurry up for more information" is literally the plot description and also the energy of every scene. Still, the women are attractive and the video quality is decent. The blonde's ass deserves its own credit in the ending scroll.

• inspector gadget
• story
• detective
• real model
• erotic