Devonshouse

the whole thing is basically a flash game from 2007 that someone found in a folder and decided to upload. you got this bar setting with girls just walking back and forth, sometimes crawling, and you're shooting. not bullets. you know what you're shooting. the crosshair is this weird wobbly thing and half the time i swear it drifts left for no reason. there's this one girl in a red dress who moves faster than the others and i missed her like six times in a row, got so frustrated i just started clicking randomly. the scoring system makes zero sense. headshots give more points but the hitbox is tiny and the animation when you miss is just... nothing happens. they keep walking. no reaction. feels kinda dead honestly. wish they'd at least look annoyed or something. but then when you do hit, the cumshot animation is way too fast, like a single frame and then it's gone. for a game that's literally about this one thing, you'd think they'd put more effort into that part. graphics are whatever, real model photos but they're compressed to hell, looks like they were downloaded off some forum in 2005. the bar background is just a jpeg. music is this one loop that i muted after 30 seconds. there's this weird thing where if you click outside the game window, the crosshair gets stuck and you have to refresh the whole page. happened to me three times. why is that even a thing. the arcade shooter tag is generous. it's more like a clicking gallery with a cum mechanic. no power ups, no levels, just the same four girls on loop. i kept playing though. i don't know why. something about the monotony i guess. the big cock tag is misleading, you never see one, it's just first person perspective. false advertising honestly.

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