Hentai Diaries

My kid asked me what I was playing and I just closed the laptop. Not my proudest moment but here we are. The game is called something like Hentai Diaries or whatever, I found it through one of those adult game sites that pop up when you're not really looking for them. You know the ones. The whole thing feels like someone made it in a weekend and then just... left it. There's this one girl with pink hair who keeps repeating the same three lines even after you've already done everything with her. Everything. And I mean the game doesn't shy away from showing penetration, blowjobs, anal, the works. The art is that typical anime style where the bodies don't quite make anatomical sense but honestly that's not why anyone's here. The sex scenes are explicit, no fade to black nonsense. You click through dialogue trees that are basically "nice shoes wanna fuck" and then suddenly there's a closeup of a vagina with the most unenthusiastic moaning sound effect I've ever heard. Like someone recorded themselves yawning and pitched it up. There's supposed to be some quest system but it's just clicking on girls in different locations until their affection meter fills up. I spent way too long trying to figure out why the librarian character wouldn't unlock her third scene, turns out I missed a diary item in the school hallway that was literally just a tiny sparkle on the ground. The lesbian content is there too, two girls going at it while you watch, which was actually animated better than the straight scenes for some reason. The orgy option at the end is just all the character models stacked in one room with the same looped animations. My computer fan kicked on like I was rendering a Pixar movie. The soundtrack is this one 30 second jazz loop that I can still hear when I close my eyes. I wish I was joking. The voice acting, if you can call it that, sounds like the developer asked his roommate to read lines into a phone. "Oh yes, harder" delivered with the energy of someone reading a grocery list. Still, I kept playing. Not sure what that says about me. The 2021 update apparently added more girls but they all have the same body type just different hair colors. I don't know what I expected.

• quest
• diaries
• sex
• dating
• pickup