Eva Hadley

Charizard's dick is a problem. Not for him, obviously, but for the physics engine of this little browser toy. The thing clips through Eva Hadley's model like it's trying to escape into another dimension. I spent a good thirty seconds just watching the tip phase through her stomach, thinking about how this is the kind of quality content that keeps the parody scene alive. You click a button, the lizard thrusts. You click another, he pulls out and paints her back. That's it. That's the whole game. The animation loop is stiff enough to make a taxidermy fox look expressive. Eva's got that thousand yard stare, the one you see in flash games from 2007 where the artist clearly traced a single frame of hentai and called it a day. Her back arches in this one specific way that's supposed to be hot but just makes me worry about her lumbar support. The cumshot effect is this thick, pearlescent rope that looks more like spilled yogurt than anything else. I laughed. Not in a mean way, just... you know when you see a Charizard and you're like "yeah, that's a fire type" but then you remember this is a porn game and suddenly the tail flame feels like a workplace hazard? I do appreciate that the creator didn't pretend this was anything other than a quick fap material. The buttons are labeled with the subtlety of a brick through a window: "Fuck Pussy", "Fuck Ass", "Cum on Back". No lore, no dialogue, no pretense. Just a horny dragon and a woman who apparently lost a bet. The anal scene has this weird audio glitch on my browser, a little crackle that sounds like a Geiger counter having a stroke. Honestly added to the experience. If you're the type who unironically enjoys the jank of old Newgrounds submissions and has a thing for monster cock, this is your jam. Everyone else will just be confused.

• hentai
• parody
• eva hadley
• pokemon
• cumshot