Oops... that wasn't in the script v1.0

You know that feeling when you're watching a sitcom and the laugh track kicks in but you're not sure if you're supposed to be turned on or just amused? That's this whole experience. The narrator is this disembodied smartass who comments on everything, like if the Stanley Parable guy got really invested in your sex life. I spent way too long on one dialogue choice about what to order for dinner because the narrator kept mocking my indecision. Pizza. I picked pizza. It somehow led to Mia flashing me. Don't ask me how, the internal logic of this thing is held together with string and hope. Mia herself. She's got these absolutely ridiculous proportions, the kind where you wonder about back problems, but the game knows it's absurd. There's a bit where she leans over and the narrator just goes "really?" and I actually snorted. The 3D models aren't winning any awards, a bit stiff in the joints, but the facial expressions during the banter are surprisingly good. The sex scenes are less about slow burn and more about comedic timing, which is weird but works. One moment you're arguing about whose turn it is to take out the trash, the next her top is off and the narrator is giving you a score like it's a rhythm game. Miss a beat, get roasted. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where a porn parody writer got stuck in a room with a comedy writer and they just kept one-upping each other. The branching paths are genuinely unpredictable. I reloaded a save just to see what happened if I picked the obviously wrong option, and the narrator called me out for save scumming. Meta stuff like that. It's not deep, it's not trying to be, and the humor sometimes overshadows the heat. But I remember the jokes more than the tits, which is either a compliment or a failure depending on what you're here for. The snarky voice in my head now sounds like this narrator. Send help.

• comedy
• Male Protagonist
• relationship
• humor
• 3dcg