Simple Days

Oh honey, the voice acting in this thing. Sometimes it's so flat I thought my vibrator had more emotional range, but then there's this one scene where your boss is chewing you out and the actress just goes FULL telenovela, and I screamed. I literally screamed at my screen. The soundtrack is this weird lo-fi beat that loops for forty minutes and by the end you're either hypnotized or ready to commit crimes, I haven't decided which. The CG scenes though. Listen. The artist clearly spent ALL their budget on rendering these absolutely ridiculous breasts, physics that make no sense, and then just gave up on the backgrounds. There's a sex scene in what I think is supposed to be an office but the desk looks like it was drawn by someone who's only ever heard furniture described to them over a bad phone connection. And I lived for it. The whole game has this energy of a horny teenager who discovered Blender last Tuesday and decided to make his entire fantasy life playable. You're nineteen, you get a job, you make choices that supposedly matter. I clicked through half of them just to see if the neighbor's tits would finally pop out of that shirt and honestly the game delivered on that front. The family stuff gets weird fast, like "I need to call my therapist but also keep playing" weird. There's a car buying mechanic that I still don't understand and I've finished it twice. You just click and suddenly you own a sedan, I guess? Don't think about it. The translation is a beautiful disaster. Characters will say things like "I am feeling very much desire for your body parts" and somehow that's hotter than if it was written properly. Just embrace the chaos. Skip the work minigame, it's broken. Focus on the neighbor route first, trust me.

• choice
• big tits
• visual novel
• cg hentai
• family