Studying with Hermione v1.0

The engine optimization on this thing is weirdly competent for a browser VN. No stutter when skipping through branches, save states load instantly, and the AI CG doesn't melt into soup when Hermione's on her knees. That last part matters because the oral scenes are the actual selling point here, not the plot. You get maybe three real choices before the Christmas holiday setup collapses into a linear fuckfest, but the render quality holds up even when Luna Lovegood shows up for no reason other than to make the threesome tag feel earned. I kept waiting for the branching to matter and it just... doesn't. One choice changes a single line of dialogue and then you're back to the same ass shots. The big ass tag is doing heavy lifting. Hermione's model has that weird AI CG thing where her proportions shift between scenes, sometimes she's got a normal witch build and then suddenly she's built like a Pixar mom. It's jarring but also kind of hot in a uncanny way. The vaginal scenes are fine, standard stuff, but the oral ones have actual animation loops that don't look like a slideshow. I spent more time than I'd admit just letting the idle animations play while I checked Discord on my phone. The Harry Potter parody angle is barely there. You could rename everyone and it'd be a generic magic school romance. Which is fine, I guess, if you're here for Hermione's tits and not lore accuracy. The romance dialogue tries too hard to be heartfelt and ends up sounding like a Hallmark card written by someone who just discovered the word "connection." Still, the game runs smooth on a midrange phone browser, no crashes, no weird memory leaks. That's rarer than it should be for these AI CG VNs. Just don't expect the multiple branches to mean anything.

• big ass
• vaginal sex
• luna lovegood
• romance
• parody