Savior [Xmas Special]

The CG in this Savior holiday thing has this one shot of the MILF character, let's call her Mrs. Claus for the bit, where her tit is just... occupying space. It's not even a full scene, just a still image, but the artist decided that her areola needed to be the size of a small plate. The shading on it is weirdly detailed, like someone spent three hours getting the gradient right on a single nipple while the rest of the background is a blurry mess of tinsel. That's the whole game's energy. A laser focus on one thing while everything else is held together with tape and a prayer. The dialogue localization is a trainwreck I can't look away from. A teen character, probably meant to be snarky, says "I am wanting the present now" with the dead eyed stare of a Duolingo owl. It's not sexy, it's a linguistic crime scene. I spent way too long trying to figure out if it was a bad translation from Japanese or just someone writing English through a cheese grater. There's a moment where the text box just gives up and says "[moaning sounds]" and honestly, respect. Why write actual dirty talk when you can just put a stage direction? It's so lazy it loops back around to being avant garde. The plot, if you can call it that, involves some Christmas miracle nonsense that's just an excuse to get the big tits out. The "gameplay" is clicking through text and waiting for the next CG hentai drop. I wish there was a button to just skip to the gallery, but there isn't, so you're stuck watching these characters stand around in a room decorated with five polygons of a Christmas tree. At one point the MILF's sprite just slides off the screen and the dialogue keeps going. Nobody fixed it. It's a New Year's miracle that this thing even loads in a browser. I think I saw a snowflake particle effect that was just a white square.

• teen
• xmas
• cg hentai
• new year
• big tits