School Heroes v0.1.5

ok so i found this thing called School Heroes and my first thought was, why is Tracer's butt so big in the thumbnail? like she's a time jumper not a squat rack champion but whatever, i'm not complaining, i saved that gif immediately. the whole thing is this weird overwatch parody but set in a school? nobody explains why mercy is a teacher or why d.va still has her mech parked outside the cafeteria. you just roll with it. the animations are that stiff 3dcg style where the mouths move like they're chewing words and the eyes are just... staring. but then mercy does this thing where she leans over your desk and her top just gives up on physics completely. i watched that loop like 15 times. the oral scenes are where it gets properly unhinged, tracer's scene has her blinking around and suddenly she's just there, on her knees, and the sound effect is a stock "swoosh" that made me laugh out loud. but then the loop kept going and i stopped laughing. the male protagonist is just a pair of hands and a dick, classic, but his dialogue is so flat it circles back to being funny. he says "wow, you're good at this" and d.va replies with a wink emoji. in a visual novel. in 2024. i wish the teasing lasted longer, there's this one moment with dva in her room where she's just toying with the zipper of her jacket and the tension is actually solid, but then it cuts to the sex scene so fast you'd think the game was embarrassed of its own foreplay. the fantasy elements are barely there, like the sci-fi setting is just wallpaper for the porn, which honestly, fair. i spent way too long trying to get the "bad ending" with tracer where she dumps you for a girl named emily, which is a deep cut reference i respect. the game crashed when i tried to reload that save and i just sat there staring at my desktop. still worth it for the gifs.

• overwatch
• animated
• big ass
• fantasy
• Male Protagonist