Xmas Points

The Christmas theme is... there? I guess? A couple of the backgrounds have snow and there's a Santa hat on the main menu girl but honestly I forgot about the holiday aspect entirely until I was staring at the gallery trying to figure out why there were so many red and white outfits. The costume tag doing some heavy lifting. You're basically just a little cursor trying to collect floating points while these massive, impossibly round breasts fill the screen. And I mean FILL it. The hitboxes on those things are criminal. Level 3, there's this one girl in a ridiculously tiny elf outfit and her left tit literally covers a point you need to grab. You have to wait for this weird breathing animation cycle to make it jiggle out of the way. I sat there for what felt like forever just watching the physics. Not complaining. The difficulty spikes are absurd and nobody prepared me for how precise you need to be. One moment you're casually collecting points, the next you're threading a needle between a nipple and the edge of the screen while some jingle bells music loops in the background. My hand cramped up. Using a trackpad was a mistake. Should've switched to my mouse but I was too stubborn. The connect mechanic, where you have to trace a path without touching anything, gets genuinely tense when the figures start moving. There's this one level with a girl in a Santa bikini where her breasts sway independently and I swear the collision detection is a little unfair on the left side. Or maybe I just suck. The gallery unlocks are the whole point obviously. The art is that specific kind of anime style where proportions have left reality behind entirely. Some of the CGs are actually pretty hot if you're into the "how does her spine work" aesthetic. The funny game tag is accurate in ways the developer probably didn't intend. I laughed out loud when I failed a level because a candy cane decoration counted as a figure I couldn't touch. Wish there was more variety in the poses but for a browser game about not touching boobs to see boobs, it delivers exactly what it promises. The holidays tag feels like an afterthought though. Could've been beach themed and nothing would change except the hats.

• big boobs
• connect
• points
• funny game
• big tits