DOUBLE THE FUN

The selection screen is broken. Picked the girl with the purple hair, typed in a stupid name, and the game just fucking sat there. Had to refresh twice. When it finally worked, got dropped into what looks like someone’s first attempt at making a hentai scene in Flash circa 2003. The art is this weird mix of oddly detailed nipples and backgrounds that feel like they were traced from Google Maps street view of Shinjuku. So you’re this schoolgirl and there’s another schoolgirl and they really want to scissor on every available surface. The choice system is fake. Legitimately just a vibe check with no actual branching because I purposely picked the obviously wrong answers and still got the same dildo scene three times in a row. The dildo is pink and comically large, by the way. Like, suspension of disbelief is one thing but this thing has its own gravitational pull. There’s this one part where you’re walking around “the neighborhood” and everything is just slightly off. A vending machine that’s too tall. A cat that doesn’t move. The lesbian tension is supposed to build here but the writing sounds like someone fed a love confession through Google Translate five times. “Your skin is reminds me of the soft bread of my hometown.” What the fuck does that even mean? I laughed so hard I forgot I was supposed to be horny. The sex scenes themselves are repetitive as hell. Click. Moan. Same three frames of eating out looped. No escalation, no buildup, you just sort of... arrive at genitals. The whole thing has this chaotic energy where the game keeps insisting it’s in a big city but all you see is this one bedroom with suspiciously sticky looking tatami mats. Wish the dildo had sound effects.

• teen
• dildo
• choice
• hentai
• visual novel