Duplex Billiard 5i

The cue ball slides off the table and the brunette in the corner just laughs, letting her robe fall another inch. That's this game in a nutshell. Duplex billiard with inverted scoring, which sounds complicated but really just means you sink your opponent's balls instead of your own. And there's a lesbian support team, two women who strip down as you play better. Or worse? I kept losing on purpose to see if they'd get annoyed or take off more. They take off more. The physics are janky as hell. Sometimes the ball rockets sideways for no reason, and the pocket detection feels like it was coded by someone who's never seen real billiards. But the women, God. Real model faces, awkward loops, that specific uncanny valley where their tits bounce but their eyes don't follow the cue. One of them looks like she's about to sneeze through every striptease. Still fapped. There's a moment where you clear the table and both girls slide onto the felt, kissing each other, and the game just... doesn't know what to do with the camera. It zooms into a nipple for six seconds while the audio moans on loop. I've played worse AAA titles. The scoring system punishes precision. I kept trying to bank shots off three cushions, which the game hates, and yet the streak meter filled faster when I just smashed the cue ball dead center. Go figure. Like real strip clubs, effort means nothing. Arcade mode has no save between rounds. You lose once and the girls are back in robes, glaring at you like you owe them rent. Which I do, apparently. I wish there were more than two opponents, or at least a third unlockable. There won't be. The dev moved on. Real model tag is doing some heavy lifting. Under good lighting on a cheap LCD, the sweat texture on their thighs looks almost touched. Then the ball taps a pocket edge and freezes mid-air for a full second. I miss Flash games that at least had an ending to find. This one has a hidden ending, I think. I found a QR code on the wall texture but my phone won't scan it from the screen. Maybe that's the point.

• billiard
• real model
• arcade
• lesbian
• strip