May's Forest Teaching

You know that feeling when you're clicking through a game and suddenly the character's eyes are staring right through you, not at you, but like, into some void behind your monitor? That's May here. The model is stiff, the animation loops are about as smooth as a gif from 2005, and her face has this permanent blank expression that gets really distracting when you're trying to, well, you know. The whole thing feels like someone learned blender last tuesday and said "yes, this is ready for the internet." But here's the thing. I kept clicking. The switch between anal and vaginal is just a button, no transition, just *pop* and now it's in the other hole. And the cumshot, oh boy, it just kind of appears, like a bad special effect in a student film. I laughed out loud the first time, not gonna lie. You can change her hair color and the background, which is... a forest? A field? Some green blur. I spent way too long trying to make the lighting look less like a hospital waiting room, couldn't do it. The outdoor tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, it's just a flat green plane with some smudges that might be trees. The sound design, or lack of it, is just these wet slapping noises that loop badly, sometimes they overlap and it sounds like someone stepping in mud. I don't know why I expected more. Actually I do, because the preview images on the site made it look way more polished. Classic. But for a quick, unapologetic pokemon themed animation where you just want to see May get railed in two different ways and then covered in it, it does exactly that and nothing else. No story, no dialogue, just buttons and blank stares and that one weirdly detailed cumshot texture that looks like it was the only thing the creator actually cared about. Which, honestly, fair enough.

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