Naruto: The Trials Of Menma v0.1

Hinata’s tits are way too big in this. Not complaining, just stating facts. The 3DCG models have that glossy, almost plastic sheen that makes everyone look like they’re sweating baby oil. Menma, the edgy Naruto clone you play as, wastes no time. First real scene I got was with Sakura in the training grounds and the groping mechanic is basically a minigame where you circle the mouse until she pretends to resist. The animation loops are stiff but something about her dead eyed expression while the male protag just goes for it, no buildup, is so absurd it circles back to hot. The dialogue reads like it was translated through three different languages and then run through a blender. Menma will say something like “Your chakra is weak, let me show you true power” and suddenly you’re feeling up Ino behind a tree. The teasing tag does heavy lifting here. Hinata’s scenes are the most fleshed out, which makes sense for a Naruto parody. She stutters, he gropes, the animation cycles through the same three frames. There’s a choice system that supposedly decides if you go light or dark but it mostly just changes which girl you corner next. I picked the “dark” option once and Menma just smirked harder. Nothing else changed. The sound design is a crime. One looping flute track that doesn’t stop even during the explicit bits. You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a stiffly animated Sakura get her chest grabbed while a pan flute does its best “sad village” melody. The game crashed on me twice when trying to access Ino’s second scene. Had to restart the whole browser tab. Still went back. Not because it’s good. Because Menma’s stupid face when he’s “teasing” is so unintentionally funny I needed to see what other nonsense the game would throw at me. The parody aspect is barely there, just character skins d*** over a very basic adult VN skeleton. If you’ve ever wanted to see Naruto characters in situations that would make Kishimoto have a stroke, this exists. It’s a beautiful disaster.

• teasing
• 3dcg
• parody
• ino
• groping