Ideal Wifey 2

24424557. That number is burned into my brain now. The game just hands you a code for skipping the first part and I'm sitting here with my spreadsheet open, tracking which dialogue choices lead to the redhead taking off her top versus the ones where she just calls you pathetic. There's a 73% chance of unlocking the bedroom scene if you pick the second option when Mike isn't around. Don't ask how many runs that took. The quest system is basically "find the next thing to click while Steven fumbles through another awkward situation." Type "duty" when you're stuck and the game just tells you what to do. No shame in it. I typed it three times. The masturbation scenes are weirdly mechanical, like the characters are following a flowchart someone drew on a napkin. Which, I mean, they are. But the redhead. Listen. Her hair clips through her shoulder in two different poses and I still screenshotted both. The 3d models have that distinct "made with passion but rendered on a potato" energy that you either love or you don't. I don't. I also keep coming back. Mike's whole deal is being absent but somehow still pulling strings, which feels like a metaphor for something I'm too tired to unpack. The story keeps revolving around Steven like a broken carousel and honestly I stopped reading the text boxes after the fourth loop. Something about making everyone happy. Sure. The hentai tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because the art style is

• story
• masturbation
• redhead
• hentai
• quest