Sexual Guitar

The rhythm window on this one is tighter than a nun's asshole, and I respect that. You're not getting away with lazy key mashing while Orihime from Bleach sits there with her tits out waiting for you to figure out which finger goes where. Z X C B N M. Six keys. One hand. The other hand is presumably busy, which is the entire point of this unholy Guitar Hero mod where filling a pleasure bar replaces the star power meter. What gets me is the note chart actually syncs to some generic rock loop that sounds like it was recorded in a garage by three guys who couldn't agree on a tempo. The guitar track is fine. Not great. Fine. The real show is watching her react when you nail a long streak. Her chest physics have that slightly too-bouncy quality that low budget hentai games always overdo, like someone turned the jiggle slider to eleven and snapped it off. The cumshot at the end is framed like a reward screen, which is either hilarious or sad depending on how many times you've failed the final chorus. There's a weird moment where the combo counter resets if you blink, and I still haven't figured out if that's intentional or just sloppy hit detection. Probably sloppy. But then again, the whole thing runs in a browser tab and doesn't pretend to be more than a five minute distraction for people who want to finger A minor while fingering A minor, if you catch my meaning. The redhead model looks enough like Orihime to trigger copyright lawyers but not enough to trigger nostalgia. Her moans are three samples looped in rotation. You'll hear the same gasp fourteen times before the climax. I counted. Anyway the M key is the only one that actually matters for the money shot. Don't ask how I know.

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