The Cruise: Part 1

Wendy and Cloe, a brunette and a redhead, are on a cruise ship and they want to bang hot guys. That’s it. That’s the whole setup. The game is called something with “strip” in it, and you type that word to make clothes disappear. The 3d models look like they were rendered on a potato from 2006, all shiny skin and dead eyes, but honestly that’s part of the charm. It’s a xxx game that doesn’t pretend to be anything else. The lesbian tag is there but it’s mostly a side dish. You’ll get scenes where the girls fool around while waiting for some dude to show up, and those moments have more spark than the actual straight encounters. There’s this one bit where Cloe is on the deck at night and the lighting makes her hair look radioactive orange. I couldn’t stop laughing. The game has no idea how bad it looks and it’s glorious. You just keep typing “strip” and things progress. Sometimes it’s a guy losing his shorts, sometimes it’s Wendy losing her top. The whole thing feels like a fever dream where the only word you remember is strip. I wish there was more interaction because after the fifth time you realize you’re just a monkey pressing a button for banana. But then Cloe does this thing with her tongue and suddenly I don’t care about gameplay mechanics anymore. The porn game delivers exactly what it promises and nothing more. The redhead gets more screen time than the brunette which is a crime honestly. Wendy deserves better.

• 3d
• xxx game
• redhead
• lesbian
• brunette