Pummel Town: Christmas Vanity

Tailer is the kind of guy who spends Christmas eve in a lab, you know? Not out of some noble calling, just. Where else would he be? The whole x-ray glasses thing, it's a proper weird concept when you stop to think. Like who funds this? For years he's tinkering and I'm just imagining him presenting his findings to a board of very serious men in suits trying not to look too pervy. The glasses are finally working. Then you see the neighbor through the wall in her underwear and all that grant money makes a stupid kind of sense. The art has this charmingly unpolished vibe, the story bits between the peeping are so flat they loop back around to being hilarious. You're this creep with a magic device and the game has zero shame about it. Never thought I'd be staring at a static image of a woman brushing her hair while the x-ray toggle slowly reveals the goods underneath but here I am. The progression is just clicking, waiting, clicking. The torture tag is a bit much, feels tacked on by a dev who just ticked boxes. What's the torture? Boredom? My own reflection in the screen? That fuck town promise in the tags is a straight up lie, just this one neighbor lady and maybe a visiting friend if you squint. It's so limited but I kept clicking. There's a moment where the glasses glitch out and show you this skeletal x-ray thing that's genuinely less sexy and more like a med school textbook threw up. That killed my boner for a solid thirty seconds. The whole thing is trashy but it knows it, no pretentious story about saving the world with your strip-o-vision. Just a dude, some glasses, and a neighbor who really needs to close her blinds on Christmas. The unwrapping version where you get the full nudity is like a crap present you still kinda wanna play with.

• story
• underwear
• fucktown
• sexy babe
• tortue