The Flash

The jiggle physics are absolutely fucked. I'm not complaining, mind you. It's almost cartoonish the way tits move in this thing, like they've got a mind of their own. I spent like ten minutes in the first club scene just watching the bartender, some alt girl with piercings in places I didn't expect, just wiping the same glass over and over. The whole game has this scratchy neon filter slapped on everything and the UI looks like it was designed by someone who just discovered purple. It's glorious. Then suddenly you're not in a club anymore. You're in the same city but it's all retrofuture nonsense, flying cars that look like shitty renders and everyone wearing glowing plastic. I still don't fully get why. Something about a time rift. A mystery. Honestly I skipped a lot of the dialogue because the real model they scanned for the librarian character kept doing this thing with her glasses and the striptease minigame popped up before I could even figure out what year I was in. You basically pick dialogue choices that make zero sense and she just... starts taking off her sweater. No preamble. The RPG elements are barely there, just a couple of stats that seem to only affect how fast clothes come off. I wish the choices mattered more but they won't. There's this one scene in a dorm room, very college, where you're supposed to be investigating some anomaly. But the game just forgets about the plot for a solid twenty minutes while you convince your roommate to practice for a "body confidence seminar". The voice acting is nonexistent, just text and these looping idle animations. But the model they used, fuck, she's got this smirk. And the way the clothing items pop off one by one with a cheap little sparkle effect, it's so dumb it circles back around to being hot. You ever play those dress up games on Newgrounds back in the day? It's like that but with full nudity and a story about temporal paradoxes that nobody, including the devs, seems to care about. The strip mechanics are janky and perfect.

• real model
• erotic
• college
• roleplay
• rpg