Fuck-O-Rama

The timing bar is a lie. I mean it works, it fills up, but the real game is watching Kasumi's tits bounce with that weird DOA physics where they move a half second after the rest of her body. You click. Sometimes fast, sometimes to a beat that the game never actually explains. I spent way too long on the second level trying to figure out if the rhythm was supposed to match the wet slapping sound or the little pulse animation on the bar. It's neither. It's just... a number. The whole thing is a fuck-o-rama clicker with Kasumi from Dead or Alive, and look, I've played enough of these jam entries to know the drill. You get a few positions, a cumshot meter, and a bonus screen if you don't mess up the rapid clicking sections. The blowjob level is actually decent because the rhythm makes a kind of sense there, like a lazy metronome. But then the reverse cowgirl level wants you to click like a coked up woodpecker and the bar just laughs at you. I wish there was a way to adjust the sensitivity or something. There won't be. One thing I keep thinking about is the sound design. Or lack of it. There's a wet noise that loops, but it cuts off weird when you switch positions, like someone unplugged a microphone mid moan. The cumshot at the end is fine, nothing special, but the unlockable bonus is just a gallery of stills from the animations you already saw. I don't know what I expected. Maybe a fourth position. Anyway, the game is what it is. A quick fap with a familiar face and a timing mechanic that hates you.

• big tits
• cumshot
• rhytm clicker
• 3d
• dead or alive (doa)