Meet and Smash Detective RPG

Paul McClain, what a fucking mess of a detective. This guy gets sent to Springfield, some dusty American town, to track down a rich English landowner's missing daughter. The only clue? A family birthmark on her ass. I mean, that's the whole premise. You just go around convincing every young woman in town to show you their butt. The logic is so broken it wraps back around to being genius. The undress mechanic is janky as hell. Click, click, maybe she'll lift her skirt, maybe the game will just freeze for a second while you question your life choices. The art isn't polished, it's got that rough, almost sketchy feel, like someone drew it during a particularly boring meeting. But somehow that makes the nudity hit different. It's not trying to be slick. It's just... there. Raw. The detective angle is basically a thin excuse, the investigation parts are laughable. You'll be "interrogating" a suspect and suddenly you're in a full sex scene because you picked the dialogue option that was like "I need to inspect something." Wish there was more actual detective work, you know? Like maybe a puzzle or two that didn't involve just clicking on tits. But that's never getting patched, is it. And then there's the torture tag. It pops up in this weird side quest with a character called Mrs. something, I already forgot her name. It's not hardcore guro or anything, more like a bizarre, horny fever dream where you're summoning... something? The summoners quest bit is never fully explained. You just click on a glowing circle and suddenly a tentacle is involved. The humor is so dry you might miss it. The whole thing feels like a shitpost that accidentally became a full game. The birthmark reveal at the end is so anticlimactic it's actually hilarious. You spend all this time looking at pixelated ass and then the game just sort of shrugs and rolls credits. Don't expect closure. Don't expect a real ending. Just expect a weird, horny ride that knows exactly how stupid it is.

• undress
• tortue
• humo
• investigation
• detective