Penta-Pong

The redhead's tits don't even bounce right when the ball clips the corner paddle. That's the first thing I noticed. Penta-Pong puts you in the middle of a five sided table with four schoolgirls around you, and the physics are just... off. Like the ball has a mind of its own, sometimes it'll curve for no reason and hit the wrong girl's paddle, which means the wrong girl loses a piece of clothing. I wanted the brunette to lose first, obviously, but the game decided the blonde should strip. Fine. Whatever. The arcanoid style powerups are there but half of them do nothing, I swear the slow ball one just makes the ball faster sometimes. The real model tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. These are clearly photos of actual women, not renders, and when they lose they do this weird striptease where they just... stand there and the clothes vanish between frames. No animation, no jiggle, just a static pose then suddenly a bra is gone. It's jarring but also kind of hot in a broken way? Like watching a slideshow of a girl getting naked but the slides are out of order. The redhead has this one pose where she's bent over the table and her skirt is already gone, and you can see everything, but her face is frozen in this blank stare that makes it feel like she's not even aware she's losing. The pong itself is fine. It's pong. Five paddles instead of two, which sounds cool until you realize you're just spinning in a circle trying to remember which key controls which side. I mapped the controls to my numpad and still kept hitting the wrong paddle. The score resets every round so there's no real progression, just endless rounds of strip pong until all four girls are naked and then... nothing. They just stand there. No final scene, no reward screen, just four naked schoolgirls staring at you like you forgot to pay them. I unlocked everything in maybe twenty minutes and now I just load it up to look at the redhead's tits again. They're not even that good, but they're there, and that's more than most of these browser games offer. The brunette never even took her shirt off in my playthrough because the ball physics kept favoring the blonde and the redhead. Maybe I'll try again.

• erotic
• brunette
• striptease
• blonde
• schoolgirl uniform