Hanawakening

Rating this one is like, you know? The confused face is for the plot that thinks it's clever but is basically a setup for a D.Va parody where you're her teammate and boyfriend. The sweat drops are for the CG hentai scenes, which are actually pretty hot when they finally happen. And the angry puff is because getting there is a fucking chore of clicking through text that tries to be mysterious about some Gwishin enemy and a dark plan but honestly who cares. The game lets you name yourself, default is Thomas, and you're living the dream with Hana Song except she's not called that here because parody. The relationship is "perfect" but you get a weird mail and suddenly you're thinking about mixing things up. The writing is deliberately unpolished, like someone used Google Translate and then a thesaurus, but somehow that adds to the charm? No it doesn't, it's annoying. But also I kept reading. The petite tag is accurate, she's drawn small and tight in that classic D.Va bodysuit, and the scenes when you finally get her out of it are worth the wait. There's this one moment where she's bent over the gaming chair and the angle is just... chef's kiss. But the game forgets it's supposed to be a visual novel half the time and just becomes walls of text about the enemy disappearing underground. I started skipping. The polyamory angle is barely there, which is false advertising honestly. You get choices but they don't branch much, it's mostly linear with some CG unlocks. The whole thing runs in browser so no install hassle, just click and suffer through the plot to get to the good stuff. The sound design is nonexistent which makes the sex scenes weirdly quiet, like watching porn on mute while someone reads you a bad fanfic. Still fapped though.

• overwatch
• dva
• petite
• parody
• cg hentai