PokerPong 4

The whole thing feels like someone lost a bet at a convention afterparty. You got Android 18, or at least a real model doing a pretty decent cosplay of her, standing there looking bored. And you play pong. But it's poker pong. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the paddle angle actually changes the card trajectory or if I was just imagining it, you know, like when you lean in real life thinking it helps. It doesn't. The ball just goes. The cards float down and you bat the ones you don't want back up. That's the whole mechanic. I kept smacking away perfectly good tens because I was distracted by the way the light hits her shoulder, which is probably the intended experience. The stripping is the reward but honestly the poker hand building is weirdly tense. I got a flush once and felt a genuine spike of something, not pride exactly, more like relief that the janky physics didn't screw me. The public setting of the background is just a blurry mess of colors, it looks like a fighting game stage that didn't finish loading. I wish the ball had a bit more weight to it, but it won't. The arcade part is so barebones it's almost aggressive. No score tracking for the pong itself, just the poker hand. The blonde wig is a little off center in one of the later stages and I can't unsee it. It's the kind of detail that sticks with you longer than the actual nudity. The whole thing runs in a browser tab, probably next to a dozen other tabs you don't want people seeing. The eroticism is there but it's filtered through this layer of cheap game feel, like a flash game from a site that doesn't exist anymore. The real model just stares past you the entire time, which is somehow more effective than if she was making some overacted sexy face.

• pong
• dbz
• dragon ball
• strip
• public