Of Potions and Spells - v0.8

You ever just click on something because the preview pic has Erza in that Heaven's Wheel armor and you're like, okay, maybe this time it won't be a total mess. That's where I'm at. Bored at my desk, boss is in a meeting, and I'm scrolling through this thing where you're some random dude who walks into Fairy Tail and immediately starts plotting. The whole premise is you find a magic shop that sells, I dunno, horny potions. Mind control juice. The usual. The art is that specific kind of 2DCG where the tits are massive and the faces are slightly off but in a way that somehow works. Mirajane's there. Juvia. Cana. And for some reason Rias Gremory is just hanging out like she took a wrong turn from the DxD universe and nobody questioned it. The writing is whatever, you're not here for Tolstoy. You're clicking through dialogue trees to see if you can get Kagura to do something out of character. The transformation stuff they mention in the notes isn't really in yet, or maybe I missed it. I spent way too long trying to trigger a specific scene with Aquarius and her... urn? Is it an urn? Whatever it is, the potion system is janky and the logic for who you can target and when feels like it was coded during a lunch break. But then Lucy does this thing with her keys and suddenly I'm not thinking about the broken UI anymore. There's a trainer aspect that's barely there, more like a promise than a mechanic. It's the kind of game where you forgive a lot because the specific niche it scratches is so narrow. If you're the type who spent hours on that old Fairy Tail fighting game just to unlock the swimsuit costumes, you get it. You just get it. The parody tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. I'm gonna close this tab before IT notices but honestly I'll probably open it again tomorrow. Not because it's good. Because it's there.

• erza scarlett
• Male Protagonist
• lucy heartfilia
• cana alberona
• aquarius